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April the First

Today, being April fools day, I told my wife as soon as she woke, that I had just bought another CF.
I couldn't convince her...... She knew I wouldn't dare!

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Sun 01 Apr 2007 @ 09:44 Edit this messageQuote this messagePMQuote this message
Bob Hillier
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Lucky bu***r, mine was awake before me and cooked breakfast!:B

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....probably thought she was having a nightmare poor girl.....

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I was driving back home from a wedding on the 1st... flicked over to Radio 4 and... Gardener's Question Time. The horror.

However, some guest MP was going on about a new bill being introduced to MOT lawnmowers and have seat belts fitted to sit-on mowers as part of the new 'green' legislation. I listened with growing dismay and started ranting to Mrs. Magnox about the ludicrousness of this country when the MP talked about a SOGN.. a Statutory Off-Grass Notification for mowers stored in a shed.

It must have been a long day, because at this point I became a Daily Mail reader. "Dear Sir, as a long-standing tax-payer and.. blah blah blah, I find it disgusting that blah blah blah blah and the money raised will be used to fund further wars in the Middle East blah blah, not for evironmental purposes."

It wasn't until about midnight it suddenly dawned on me... doh !

(However, the fact that both of us thought it was genuine goes to show how ridiculously over-complex and nanny-state-ish we have become. Find an excuse to get more money out of us and good old Gordon will make it law... git !)
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